Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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