so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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