Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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