she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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