Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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