So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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