The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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