you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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