So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Randomize
