whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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