I just threw up on my dentist
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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