so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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