So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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