Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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