i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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