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It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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