yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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