So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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