You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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