The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i out mim tonsoeep
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