Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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