I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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