I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize