I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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