I don't think brook has ever known best
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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