Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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