I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
no you cant smoke seaweed
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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