I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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