marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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