waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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