I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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