It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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