I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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