i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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