i think my mom watched the whole time
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she peed on how many people?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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