I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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