I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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