I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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