Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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