i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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