Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
she peed on how many people?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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