D3 body, D1 cock
i permit you to call me
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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