So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
