Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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