We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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