he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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