Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
its liver damage thursday
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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