i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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