We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Pants are for mortals
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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