i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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